Membership in a Homeowner’s Association where you must comply with standard rules to promote aesthetics/conformity and get approval for altering your property.
Often met with derision, because membership is a license for others members to be all up in your business.

My HOA just sent me a letter to put out more pinestraw and I’m pretty sure my neighbor called in to complain.

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Hoa - definition

a beautiful princess (usually a viet girl but can also be a chinese girl sometimes)

Hoa Luu

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Hoa - slang

The association of home owners. They absolutely insist on having people in your neighborhood join and fine you.

Person 1: I work for the HOA.
Person 2: You bastard!
Person 1: Ah ah ah, there's another fine!
Person 2: God dammit.

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Hoa

Home Owners Association

they are douches. people who feel the need to have control and power, yet are too much of a pussy to run for office. so they choose this job, start their own cult of followers and low self esteem housewives, make insidious rules about shutter colors and pool pass application time requirements. they are the worst of the worst.

Boy Hitler was kind of a dick.
Yeah, I bet he was President of his HOA too.

Man, Castro was pretty controlling....
Yeha, I heard he runs the HOA also.

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Hoa

a woman who is generally unhygienic and extremely messy. also believes anything her family, friends, or coworkers tell her.

(a). "Don't believe everything you hear you hoa!"
(b). "yuck! your room is so messy i can't walk anywhere without tripping over something you hoa!"

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Hoa

A common viet name for a female, sometimes for males as well. Hoa means flower in vietnamese, combine with the word 'binh' it can mean peace. "hoa binh".

- Hoa is a sav. for playing with a messed up shoulder!

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