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What is hike the Appalachian Trail?

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

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Hike the Appalachian Trail - what is it?

A poorly executed secret tryst - that isn't a secret to anyone.

It is a reference to the disappearance of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who "disappeared" for a week to Argentine on a romantic escapade. His staff and office told the news media that he was "hiking the Appalachian trail."

Dave needs to take a break from hiking the Appalachian trail with his secretary and get some work done!

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What does "hike the Appalachian Trail" mean?

Making a long-distance clandestine trip for purpose of an extramarital affair

If you can't find me next week, I"ll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.

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Hike the Appalachian Trail - what does it mean?

Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

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Hike the Appalachian Trail - meaning

v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."

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Hike the Appalachian Trail - definition

cheating on your spouse

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"

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Hike the Appalachian Trail - slang

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.

I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.

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Hike the Appalachian Trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

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Hike the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

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Hike the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

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