What is here to fuck?
A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
π59 π19
here to fuck - video
Here to fuck - what is it? used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
π43 π13
What does "here to fuck" mean? a chant that Scottish people will get angry about if you say it as an american because they're petty about an order of words
"hwfg (here we fucking go) is a Scottish thing and a Scottish thing only, dinny be a wee alfie deyes. go find your own chant fuck ups." -angry twitter user @tyierjoepsh
π71 π63
Here to fuck - what does it mean? Often chanted in Scotland within nightclubs and at large dance events when a top DJ such as Paul Van Dyk or Tiesto spins a particularly good tune. Often accompanied by people holding up placards with the word tune written upon it.
Here we, here we, here we fucking go!
π737 π267
Here to fuck - meaning A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
"Do you want another beer?"
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate!"
π471 π105
Here to fuck - definition (Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
π257 π27
Here to fuck - slang Here to Fuck Spiders
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, βnot here to fuck around. I am here to get the job doneβ.β Stop wasting time we have things to doβ.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as βhere to fornicate with arachnidsβ"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
π63 π35
Here to fuck Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.
It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo
2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
π137 π21
Here to fuck Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, βnot here to fuck around. I am here to get the job doneβ.β Stop wasting time we have things to doβ.
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etcβ¦with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as βnot here to fornicate with arachnidsβ"
1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
βWell I am not here Fuck Spiders"
π6461 π415
Here to fuck its a term of expression to signify that you are here and you mean business. Granted it can also mean that you are there to fornicate to but in the intended sense its suppose to mean you have a agenda, your there to play ball, your very serious and mean business
guy 1: Man Don was really serious today, is he normally that serious?
guy 2: Naw man , Dons typically not that serious, but today he was sure there to fuck.
__________________________________________
*while robbing someone*
Thief: Im here to fuck, give me your purse!
Victim: oh no! thats the sixth purse this week, gotta move outta detroit.
_______________________________________
*In the most literal of senses*
Boyfriend: Im here to fuck!
Girlfriend: oh i love it when you take the initiative!
π51 π17
|