Definder - what does the word mean?

What is helmeted?

1. the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.
2. A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.
3. A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy!

👍889 👎411


helmeted - meme gif

helmeted meme gif

helmeted - video

loading

Helmeted - what is it?

A window-licking, raisin-loving , mcqueenie wearing moron who wears a state-appointed bike helmet that probably has a rubber Mohawk.

That helmeteer rides the short-bus.

👍43 👎13


What does "helmeted" mean?

A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds

Helmet: I ran 10k in 30mins today.
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet

👍141 👎39


Helmeted - what does it mean?

Like the similar definition on this page, the act involves inserting one's head into the particular orifice. The original example that I've seen, and most others have also seen, is a video of a bald man putting his head (up to his ears) into a woman's vagina.

Did you see that video where that guy put his head in that chick's pussy? That's gotta be one seriously loose hole for helmeting.

👍57 👎15


Helmeted - meaning

A helmet is British slang word that's used to describe an individual who's being stupid or has completely no reputation to join a conversation or add their opinion.

Gary: So yeah I was walking down the street yeah and this stunn--
Oliver: Yeah but I don't care.
Gary: Who the fuck is this helmet? Jog on.

👍193 👎41


Helmeted - definition

The first meaning is another name for the head of the penis. Due to the similarity of shape and positioning on the end of the penis.

However you can also call someone a 'helmet'. You would use this if they are acting like a total idiot by saying or doing ridiculous things.

"we fucked all night, and now my helmet is red raw!"

"I'm sick of him always pulling his balls out in front of everyone when he's drunk- he acts like a total helmet!"

👍149 👎27


Helmeted - slang

what a helmet wears for protection

If I was a helmet, I'd wear a helmet helmet, too.

👍39 👎21


Helmeted

Two naked men embracing, causing their penis tips to make direct contact.

After shedding their swimsuits, Tom and Justin hugged Helmet to Helmet.

👍79 👎19


Helmeted

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

👍29 👎35


Helmeted

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

👍69 👎27