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What is helmet moon?

slang for penis

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Helmet moon - what is it?

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".

"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."

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