What is hegel kegel?

n. (hee-gull kee-gull).

any undesirable situation meant to produce a desired result sometimes involving fear, shame, or intimidation. i.e. "hegelian dialectic"
v.
the reaction of the sphincter muscle in one's anus as a result of being a part of an undesirable situation to produce a desired result.

n. "The announced shortage of ____ is just a hegel kegel to get everyone to buy more."
v. "This deadline is unreasonable! It's making me hegel kegel to produce more."

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