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What is heartburn?
Heartburn/acid reflux caused by the mere sight of food, or the thought of eating.
"dude look at the size of the pizza on that poster"
"Ahhh!"
"What?"
"Pavlov's heartburn"
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Heartburn - what is it?
The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.
Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
What does "heartburn" mean?
A vagina with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that heartburn feels.
She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell offa my face. It smelt NASTY!
Heartburn - what does it mean?
A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.
After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.
Heartburn - meaning
the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.
Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.
Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks
Heartburn - definition
Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass
Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.
Heartburn - slang
Derived from the medical condition and used as slang. To cause grief, woe or general displeasure to another person or persons. Generally used by beaureaucrats because they lack any actual slang and usage of said word is the highlight of that day.
"I see that you want to add a six car garage to your 60 sq. foot crackhouse, the county doesn't have any provisions against it so I don't have any heartburn with that"
"yo, why you be givin me heartburn by eatin all my peanut butter, you jest know I gots to have my peanut butter!"
Heartburn
the state of adrenaline in the prescence of a crush,attractive person,ect.....a feeling where u cant move or breath at the same time and your hearts pumping like hell!!
thomas:hey jay, how was it being lab partnas with jessica?
jay:man dawg i couldnt even talk i had heartburn!!
thomas:lol why foo?
jay:you know ive been having a crush on her dont act stupid!!!
(adrenaline rushing throough my body i cant deny it ..i got this heartburn!!!)-alica keys!
Heartburn
Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.
"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"
"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"
"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
Heartburn
A fiery ass fuck.
If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.
“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”