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What is hanzo main?
On one is a good hanzo main
hanzo main - video
Hanzo main - what is it?
1. Someone whose preferred character in Overwatch is Hanzo (Literal)
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
Hanzo main: This team is fucking garbage.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
What does "hanzo main" mean?
A sexy, smart and talented person with a huge D
"Yeah they're a real Hanzo main"
Hanzo main - what does it mean?
A player who selected Hanzo as their Overwatch main. They are often extremely bad players on the team who rage consistently and throw the game. They are often a pain to deal with. On the extremely rare occasion you come across an actually good Hanzo main, they will most likely save your ass. Please note the chances of seeing these mains are very low, especially in the lower ranks. Be sure to treasure the good Hanzo mains you find.
Player 1: Did you see the Hanzo-main last game?
Player 2: Yeah, they were totally started throwing the game after the Zarya used grav...
Hanzo main - meaning
Delusional, you are truly delusional if you play this character and no one else. Please uninstall the app if you main Hanzo, I'm begging you
Me: Are you a "Hanzo Main"?
Someone: yeah
Me: I'm dropkicking you to Brazil
Hanzo main - definition
A Hanzo Main is an incompetent toxic 12 year old who mains Hanzo in Overwatch who dosent like teamwork but enjoys blaming the team for other losses or their death. And is the reason overwatch is dying.
Mercy: *does perfectly fine, but gets no protection and dies*
Hanzo Main: OMFG MERCY U TRASH KYS DUMB BITCH SWITCH NOW SO I CAN CARRY THIS BOT TEAM!!
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Game: Loss
Hanzo Main: OMG THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ESPECIALLY YOU MERCY YOU WHY WERE YOU HEALING OTHER PEOPLE!!
*sad hanzo 3 bronze kill noises*
Hanzo main - slang
1: A salty 11 year old that thinks he is good and everyone else is bad.
2: Someone who picks a useless hero and losses the match and blames everyone else and calling them bad when he had 67 deaths and no kills.
I am the best hanzo main and I'm very good (lie)
Hanzo main
Literally the worst overwatch players ever
You fucking hanzo main
Hanzo main
An incompetent person who is unable to accomplish anything in life, so he/she decided to select the hardest option possible and put in as minimal effort in supporting those around them, ultimately becoming the bane of everyone's existence due to their sheer obliviousness to how much they suck at life.
"John is such a fucking Hanzo Main"
Hanzo main
An Overwatch player who refuses to pick any hero other than Hanzo. These players are hated by the community and are seen as toxic. Most Hanzo mains are really bad at the game, they act like that because they have no friends and none of their family members care about them, so they lash out on people online because there are no repercussions to their actions.
The Hanzo-main is throwing the game, he hasn't gotten a single kill all game.