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What is hand clap?
Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed onanism or colloquially: ‘throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”
“Nothing”
“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”
hand clap - video
Hand clap - what is it?
The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
What does "hand clap" mean?
A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
Hand clap - what does it mean?
The sound the hand makes as it slaps the folds of the labia and whacks the clitoris.
Man, I was so horny last night, I resorted to the one hand clap!
Hand clap - meaning
It's a high five. Get used to it.
Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*
Hand clap - definition
A gesture that involves the clapping of both hands (preferably) at the stomach/crotch region, and then raising the right hand making a fist above your head in full extension of the arm.
This balla motion is used as a formal gerrting, or used to agree with a fellow hand-clapper.
When Josh greets Zach, both of these gentlemen throw up a HAND CLAP to signify that they have greeted eachother, usually from a varied distance.
When G-Unit makes a common agreed statement within a group; Josh, Zach, Snell, Tim, David, all throw a HAND CLAP, showing that they agree.
Hand clap - slang
the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs
I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.
Hand clap
A no handed clap describes a fat bottom girl twerking wearing no or only little pants.
{Cosmo} says she's fat, but when she turned around and did that no handed clap I was OUT OF MY MIND.
Hand clap
A gesture that involves the clapping of both hands (preferably) at the stomach/crotch region, and then raising the right hand making a fist above your head in full extension of the arm.
This balla motion is used as a formal gerrting, or used to agree with a fellow hand-clapper.
When Josh greets Zach, both of these gentlemen throw up a HAND CLAP to signify that they have greeted eachother, usually from a varied distance.
When G-Unit makes a common agreed statement within a group; Josh, Zach, Snell, Tim, David, all throw a HAND CLAP, showing that they agree.
Hand clap
the noise you hear when you smack a big fat black booooootay
Damn I made Shaniquas ass hand clap last night when I was banging her doggy style.