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What is haked?

A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".

Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.

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Haked - what is it?

Do you know a lizzie hake?

I imagine she has hazel eyes with lions mane hair! Fading freckles and tiny lips:) an EXTREMELY long tounge. ( not from experience ). She also will win every burping contest. Plays sports ( not the running kind ). Communicates with hand motion and facial expressions. She will make you laugh without even saying anything. She may be tall... ish. Gets all the guys. Or girls. Very sarcastic. Popular but hates popular people. And lives off of junk food. Don’t let your lizzie slip away!!!!

i Lost lizzie Lucille hake:( I’ll never find another one

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What does "haked" mean?

Have you ever met a Lizzie. If you have then your lucky your even luckier if you have met a Lizzie hake. The name even rhymes with cake. Lizzie hake is funny, kind, clumsy, smart, beautiful she has brown hair that fades to blue has hazel and greenish brown eyes. All the guys love her . But to afraid to ask her out. The players who do are brave but... get rejected because she is too good for them. Her laugh is like music to your ears. Also usually silent . good with the grades. Best friends. Interups a lot! But you get used to it.

Whoa dude did you hear that Lizzie hake rejected Chris now he thinks she hates him!

Lizzie hake ran into a wall to day and fell down the stairs twice!!!

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Haked - what does it mean?

A very slutty chick who will fuck anybody anywhere.

Dude you don't want to take that dirty hake home! She'll get pregnent on purpose.

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Haked - meaning

When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!

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Haked - definition

An interrogative used in place of the phrase "what the heck". When using the phrase hake please note that you dont say "what the hake", but simply "hake". The word was invented in 2006 by word masters Andre G and Johnny B.
Common misspellings are "Hayck" and "hakyeedkkheykkc".
The word was invented to do away with laboriously saying "what the heck?".

Dude 1: hey, Dude 2, are you gay?
Dude 2: Hake? No!

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Haked - slang

A person who says he’ll eat ass only to get clout, but doesn’t actually do it.

That hake finessed my pockets, so I stabbed him.

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Haked

acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second

hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill

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Haked

Being fired from your job for being incompetent.

Dude, if you don't shape up, you're going to get your ass hakesed?

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Haked

an alcohol (coconut rum) soaked fruit (pineapple) given to someone underaged by a family member without consent.

The family gathering version of a date rape.

"I think Uncle Ted haked me with his special pineapple at the party last night."

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