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What is h2?
The bell bottoms of the early 2000s. Kids in the future will look back at America at the turn of the century and laugh about how people in the past drove big yellow military vehicles to the movies that got 8 miles to the gallon despite incessant wars in the middle east and spiking gas prices.
(the year is 2073)
Kid (Flipping Through Textbook): Oh my god, people in the past wore these dumb ass pants called "bell bottoms." Then look! Twenty years later they drove these stupid looking H2 Hummer vehicles! Hahahahaha!
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H2 - what is it?
a large car driven by men with small
penises, or who wish to donate money
indirectly to al-Qaeda.
That guy supports terrorists, but
he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.
What does "h2" mean?
A really fat person that guzzles food just like a H2 hummer guzzles gas.
DAMN NIGGA, H2 over there just downed a 5 foot long hotdog!
H2 - what does it mean?
Massive car designed by General Motors, driven exclusively by men with penis insecurities or doctors' wives. Only gets 9 mpg, so they're basically fucked when oil starts running low and/or shooting up in price.
"Jesus, gas is back to a dollar eighty-five a gallon. I can't believe I bought that stupid fucking hulk for 50k."
"At least you're in your sexual prime, man."
"Right."
H2 - meaning
An "off-road" vehicle that will never see off-road use, because nobody wants to damage the overpriced thing. Usually found in cities, not far from gas stations, with overpriced rims. Seldom seen with more than one person or any cargo inside.
"For what that guy paid for that H2, he could have bought a sports car and at least had fun with it."
H2 - definition
n.
1. What Flava Flav bought when he realized that he'd have to save money for his daughter to go to college.
You know what I did when I realized I had to send my daughter to college?
I BOUGHT A H2!
H2 - slang
A massive car that Kaela hates.
Kaela: "H2's ARE UGLY!!!"
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a fake knockoff of the "hummer" built on a gmc truck platform, it comes nowhere near to the real hummer
"dude i got a h2 yesterday, its my favorite hummer"
"its not a hummer"
"yes it is, it has the same name"
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According to FUH2.com:
The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"
Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.
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Sorry Linux System Message, but Bam Margera was driving an H2 way before Viva La Bam. He's just as much of a poser as the rest.
Go and watch CKY4.