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What is gustavo?
The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
gustavo - meme gif
gustavo - video
Gustavo - what is it?
is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.
ex: “goshh i’m still in love with Gustavo”
bff: “i mean duh, he’s your first love”
What does "gustavo" mean?
Gustavo is such a bitch
Gustavo - what does it mean?
gustavo is a very "interesting" person..you might find him on discord.com, and he'll have some very strange status. you wont wanna remember seeing it, and if you decide to have a conversation with him, you'll regret it..you'll wanna block him, and if you have him as a mutual on tiktok & u see his face reveals or whatever u wanna call it, youll notice he has a birdnest for hair, and wears the same outfit everytime. youll begin to wonder.. "does he brush his hair?" and "does he change and wash his clothes?" but youll never find an answer, because he'll say he's had enough of you, or will just not answer you. gustavo will always say he'll block you, and then he never ends up doing it.
"i really wonder if gustavo washes his clothes, and brushes his hair"
"i wanna block gustavo"
Gustavo - meaning
1. person who will wait till their parents arent home and then go on the family computer and take off the web blocker to look at pornos and jack off.
2. someone who is addicted to useing the word kid in a manner of when they are being disturbed.
3. obsessed with soccer to the point that it is freaky about how they like to hang out wtih so many boys naked at the showers after.
4. could look metrosexual but your really know that they are gay.
5. could just be the staff of the goths. i dont knwo what do you think?
" wow that guy dresses so well that he must be a gustavo!"
Gustavo - definition
gustavo boolin sometimes
Gustavo - slang
A derogatory term for a Mexican who has a passion for soccer.
Jim: Hey what's he doing with the soccer ball?
Tom: His being a Gustavo again.
Jim: Let him be his a soccer holligan!
Gustavo
gustavo is bear who is trying to get into game called bea*
STOP POSTING GUSTAVO EVERYTIME
Gustavo
i wanna fuck a gustavo
Gustavo
1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets
Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.