What is grow a tail?

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

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To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.

I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

i had to run to the bathroom to grow a tail.

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

Nah, that's cool; I'm going to sit out this round; I gotta go grow a tail.