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What is groting?
When you're having extreme hardcore sex with someone
"Bill I walked in on Lisa and Alexander last night and they were fuckimg groting dude"
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Groting - what is it?
Dutch: mij grote vis, translated, is my big fish." A newly invented term of endearment shared with the love of one's only relevant life, usually said after observation of one's schatje (Dutch: translated darling or sweetheart) swimming in the North Sea on a summer's day or maybe in the Gulf of Mexico, leaping over the waves, in such a beautiful and free state, that one feels happy just to watch.
"Mij grote vis has begun to fly in the air and sprout wings, part dragon and part phoenix, he rises high into the atmosphere, but not too close the sun. Icarus could not fly as mij grote vis does and still remain in the air."
What does "groting" mean?
If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.
When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!
Groting - what does it mean?
Short for Groty to the Max
The guy with the ear hair is GROTES!
Groting - meaning
A small muscled man that lives underneath you that injects pure creatine, has a shitty beard and has terribly fragile masculinity.
Is the Grote in the house today? I fucking hate that fucking Grote
Groting - definition
Grote- A word that can replace anything, "grote" can be used as a "secret code" or to confuse an enemy.
"Grote" can also be used as a term to blur out a word such as fuck.
This word is in similar use to the word Smurf
Person: I gotta take a grote
Person 2: The hell is a grote?
Person 3 to Person 2: It's easy man, the grote needs to take a grote.
Groting - slang
To be in a state of extreme drunkenness. Often leads to innappropriate behaviour, krumping, nausea, karaoke, a feeling of invincibility, unconsciousness, and memory loss the next day.
After 700mls of Bundy, he was completely groted.
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that shit is grote!
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Another word for "bollock" or "testicle", in most cases it refers to only one testicle.
Prostitute: What do you want me to do for you today?
Guy: Fiddle my grote please.