Definder - what does the word mean?

What is green thumb?

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. Girl-"Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" Boy-"Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. Chris-"So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" Jarod-"Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

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Green thumb - what is it?

1. A term coined by herbologists to describe someone who posseses superior plant-handling skills. 2. Used to describe soeone that didn't fully have sex with a female, but merely masterbated, and yet still got her pregnant.

1. "Wow. Look at my garden! It's teeming with life!" "Yep. You must have a Green Thumb or something."
2. "So wait. She told you she was pregnant? I thought you said you DID'NT have sex with her?" "Yes Chris. I got her pregnant. Cuz...yaknow...I got that green thumb!"

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What does "green thumb" mean?

Someone who cheats while playing "Guitar Hero" by placing a rubber band around the green button, limiting the number of buttons one needs to press, in order to obtain a higher score on the Hard or Expert difficulties.

"Dude! Did you hear that John got 100% on "Through The Fire and Flames???"

"Whatever. I heard he was green thumbing. I'd have to see it to believe it."

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Green thumb - what does it mean?

a big joint the size of a thumb.

dude i just rolled a joint its a fucking green thumb

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Green thumb - meaning

using one's thumb as a "butt plug"

I gave that chick a green thumb. She loved it.

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Green thumb - definition

a big joint the size of a thumb

yo man last night i rolled a joint it was a fucking green thumb it had me fucked for hours.wee

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Green thumb - slang

A word used by gamers to indicate a button layout on an Xbox 360/Xbox controller. In this layout, the primary button (the shoot, punch, or accelerate button) is moved to the "A" key on the controller. Most gamers play this green "A" button with their thumb which started the phrase "green thumb"

It is a approved layout on the halo franchise.

Not to be mistaken for the definition for Green Thumb which means a person with a knack for gardenining.

"after playing all weekend, the right trigger on my controller broke. but i used my 1337 h4x skills to customize the button layout. I changed the shoot button to "A" and now I've been using the green thumb since.

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Green thumb

when you are doing a girl from behind, and you about to ejaculate, you stab her in the back with a gardening spade.

Dude 1: "I think I am going to plant a garden for my girlfriend for our anniversary"
Dude 2: "Don't be such a pansy. Give her the green thumb"

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Green thumb

a special talent for gardening

We could use a person with a green thumb.

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Green thumb

(n.) An expression used to describe someone's affinity/skill at gardening or growing plants.

Jillian has quite a green thumb; look at her tomato patch!

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