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What is green balls?

When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.

Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.

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Green balls - what is it?

When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.

Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.

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What does "green balls" mean?

The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".

"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"

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Green balls - what does it mean?

1. Getting the job done.
2. Completed
3. When something is finally dizzle.

1. If you could green ball that step, it would be the shizzit!
2. You should give them an upperdeck for talkin all that smack.
Don't worry about it man, its been green balled.

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Green balls - meaning

When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.

"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."

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Green balls - definition

Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.

Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!

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Green balls - slang

Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls

I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.

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Green balls

Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.

Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan

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Green balls

the agonizing state of seething envy experienced when your friends score and you do not, esp. when with a girl you fancy.

i got such green balls when i heard that john nailed julie...sigh

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Green balls

When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'

"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."

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