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What is grape smugglers?
When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.
"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)
*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!
"well that's rather queer..."
*front door closes*
grape smugglers - video
Grape smugglers - what is it?
Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.
My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.
What does "grape smugglers" mean?
A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .
Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.
Grape smugglers - what does it mean?
Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.
Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.
That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.
Grape smugglers - meaning
A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.
Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.
Grape smugglers - definition
Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.
Grape smugglers - slang
When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.
Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.
Grape smugglers
An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
Grape smugglers
those guys are grape smugglers
Grape smugglers
Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.
Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers