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What is gooned?To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done. I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so Iām not wasting time on him. gooned - meme gifgooned - videoGooned - what is it?masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss. i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater! What does "gooned" mean?For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn. After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed. Gooned - what does it mean?"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person. I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend. Gooned - meaningto back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole Gooned - definitionto be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole) wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned. Gooned - slangto be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody "Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!" GoonedJim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned GoonedVerb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment. Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days." Goonedto get extreamly drunk i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything. |
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