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What is gomper?
A clean-shaven pair of testicles which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.
Chilling one's gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.
gomper - video
Gomper - what is it?
A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.
When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.
What does "gomper" mean?
1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore
Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!
Gomper - what does it mean?
A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
Gomper - meaning
A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!
Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"
Gomper - definition
(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.
Look, she's even got man boobs!
That's my mother.....
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Gomper - slang
Worthless, a one trick pony. Taken from Star Wars: A New Hope. When R2D2 and C3P0 are onboard the Jawa's sand crawler, there is a power droid shaped like a mini-fridge with feet. It just hops back and forth on it's feet saying "GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP".
That guy is such a gomper, I can hear him gomping from across town.
Gomper
Alternative spelling: gompa
Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.
Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!
Gomper
A person who is so mentally challenged, they have other people dress them (i.e. striped pants and polka-dot shirt). You probably work with one. See also "ree ree"
John wears gomper shoes.
Gomper
A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.
Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.