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What is gomes?
The act of living up to the "Steve Gomes" status, and playing it out. Literally having enough swag that just describes itself as Goming. You Gome, she Gomes, we all GOME. STEVE GOMES.
Yo man, we just straight up were Goming. Shit was tight!
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Gomes - what is it?
A person who personifies one or more of the following words (among others): stupid, odd, nonsensical, oblivious, inconsequential, dopey, goofy, absurd, bizarre, laughable
most commonly used to describe someone participating in some sort of shenanigans or simply someone looking retarded as fuck
Example 1: "HAHAHAHA!! guy's over there dancin' like a fucking gome!"
Example 2: *spots a small group of guys wearing either ed hardy shirts or tanks"
"look at these fucking gomes"
What does "gomes" mean?
Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:
Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?
Angelo: What?
Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!
Angelo: No fucking way!
Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.
It soaked right through his shorts!
Angelo: Jesus.
Example 2:
Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
Gomes - what does it mean?
To shit your pants while walking home from school.
I just gomesed in my pants.
Gomes - meaning
Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
The list goes on and on
Daniel: Hey Gabe, wanna come to the park?
Gabe: Yea sure, ill be there in 10 minutes.
*1 hour later*
Daniel: Did you just pull a Gomes on me?
Gomes - definition
A person or situation that is whack or "chaunce." There are three levels of ghome, a word which originates in the Pacific NW in Tacoma, WA. Level 1: unintentional and somewhat ghome. Level 2: either an intentional yet low-strength ghome or an unintentional, severe ghome. Level 3: an intentional, super-ghome, also known as a "ghome out" when a friend does something particularly ghome to another friend, friend b has been "ghomed out".
Robski, a 46-year old man who lives in his parents backyard, dealing meth and fixing bikes in The Broken Hoe, a shack the Tacoma police have identified as unfit for a human residence. Robski personifies the word ghome.
Gomes - slang
A derogatory word for someone regarded as dim-witted or unintelligent.
That guy is some gome!
Gomes
Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.
Gomez is Spanish, Gomes is Portuguese!
Gomes
A male between the ages of 17 and 29 who is a sports fan, collared shirt wearer, and most likely a college student that is prominent in a Fraternity. Statistics indicate that nearly 85% of these people are named Chad.
I went to a football game last week, and couldn't find a seat on account of all the Gomes there.
Hey dude, wanna play some Gomeball later?
Kappa Gome Theta threw the craziest party last night!
Gomes
ROFL, did you hear about what happened to Eric on the way home from school? Yeah, he pulled a Gomes. Diarrhea running all down his leg.