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What is Diarrhea?
WARNING: This is no ordinary crap. Contains a really wide blast radius that will plaster your toilet, and is like eating a habanero pepper only instead it is a liquid projectile being discharged out your ass causing extreme pain like someone blow torched the rim of your ass hole.
BE ADVISED: Dell Taco and Taco Bell are the number 1 causes of Diarreha
OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY! NOT DIARRHEA!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew i shouldn't have ate at Dell Taco.
Diarrhea - meme gif
Diarrhea - video
Diarrhea - what is it?
When you have constipation and it comes out the right way. Usually accompanied by a beautiful song.
Caleb was so constipated with diarrhea, that we had to tell him to quiet it down in there.
What does "Diarrhea" mean?
When your bowels are irritated and you pretty much vomit liquid shit out of your ass.
Main causes are bad food (fast food or foreign food) or illness.
This is a terrible symptom of gastroenterital problems, and makes you feel like your ass is on fire.
Finn was sitting in class, when suddenly ha stomach rumbled. He looked around, but everyone was focused on the Spanish lecture. Finn tried to ignore it, but his stomach gurgled again, and he knew he was going to have diarrhea.
He squeezed his butt checks together, in an adequate attempt to hold in the liquid shit threatening to erupt from his ass. After class, his girlfriend Brianna tried to catch up with him.
"Are you busy, Finn?" she asked with that sexy and seductive smile he loved so much. Finn nodded, in too much ass pain to speak. He made his way to the car, unaware that plenty of girls were staring at his ass, squeezed so it looked almost small.
When he got home, Finn barely had enough time to get to the porcelain pot before his diarrhea erupted. It was painful, like lava spewing out of his butt. The smell was like raw sewage, which it coincidentally was.
Finn was on the toilet for hours. Finally, his stomach was empty of the shitty mud, and he collapsed. It was 10 PM, and he was practically falling asleep in the putrid aroma of his own shit.
'God,' he thought. 'That Mexican food was not a good idea. I guess today wasn't the best lunch day.' Maybe tomorrow would be better.
The next day, Brianna approached him after school again. "You look perkier. You wanna come over to my place for some FUN?"
Oh yeah. Today was going to be much better.
Diarrhea - what does it mean?
A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
Diarrhea - meaning
When you truly feel like you have died in the rear.
I had that awful dieArear last night!
Diarrhea - definition
When an uncontrolled liquid waste squirts out of the anus and creates a smelly mess.
Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!
Diarrhea - slang
The brown, and very gooy version of shit that comes out when food is rushed out of your body, usually from overeating fast food like Burger King/McDonalds. Oftentimes known to come out when trying to fart, other times without warning.
After I ate at Burger King, I had a bad case of diarrhea.
Diarrhea
Poopy shooting out of the butt at high velocities in a liquid state. Smells too
When you're playing with you monkey and you feel something funny, Diarrhea!
Diarrhea
When your ass turns into Mt. St. Helens and spews molten rock and lava from your asshole. Depending on what you ate beforehand, the pain endured can range from a mild annoyance to the equivalent of a soldering iron shoved deep into your rectum.
(Person 1 hears violent screaming emitting from the bathroom door)
Person 1: Is someone getting murdered in there?
Person 2: Nah, it's just Jim. He got diarrhea from that Taco Bell he had earlier.
Person 1: Ah.. Poor Jim. :l
Diarrhea
Liquid shit, lots of farts and pain in the ass. Watch out for it becuse there is nothing you can do agianst it. Here is a description of a really bad case of diarrhea.
Emily was the sexiest girl in the high school. A chubby brunette with a great body. But one day in the first school hour Emilys stomach rumbled. She had diarrhea. It was only by holding her anus tight and squeezing her butt cheeks tight together that she managed to hold it in. Just doing that was painful. Then after a hard day of holding the diarrhea in she rushed home. The boys coming bye on her way home was looking on her butt thinking it was sexy, not knowing that behind these was several liters of diarrhea waiting to be unleashed.
She got home and pulled crying her jeans down and placed her enormous butt on the toilet, just in time. The diarrhea came crackling out with such force that her anus was expanded until a soccer ball would be able to fit in it. Her butt cheeks was ripped long away from each other, and covered in the diarrhea that crackled out of her beautiful ass. Because of that she was screaming in pain and horror. Flies in the bathroom dropped dead from the smell of her shitting. It sounded like a great amount of wet sticky mud that together with compressed air was forced out of a too little hole. The diarrhea was also splatting onto the walls. Long after her stomach was finally empty.
The toilet was filled with shit, still bubbling with her methane gas. The toilet had broken under her bombing butt. She rushed to fix it all and soon the bathroom was good as new. In Monday she came to the school and the boys was thinking that her giant butt was sexy.