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What is god church?
A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
god church - video
God church - what is it?
When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
What does "god church" mean?
A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.
And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
God church - what does it mean?
When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.
Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church
God church - meaning
When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!
God church - definition
n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
God church - slang
when something is so impressive it is almost not describable
My merch is selling like a god church.
God church
A word made up by jake paul made for his song "It's everyday bro!" when he didn't spend more the 4 seconds to make a rhyme for merch
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church
God church
a word that jake paul made up to rhyme with his extremely terrible song and music video
just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
God church
what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song
drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)