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What is goat ass?

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"


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Goat ass - what is it?

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

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What does "goat ass" mean?

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

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Goat ass - what does it mean?

(GAL, for short) a caffeinated beverage consisting of espresso, steamed milk, and a dab of milk froth, considered "goat ass" as the coffee bean is over-extracted or stale, reminiscent of the hind quarters of a certain four-legged creature. See also McDonald's McCafe.

Damn Gina, french kissing you sure has been ruined by that goat-ass latte I guzzled this morning.

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Goat ass - meaning

something that is very shiny or that sticks out , obvious

More shiney than a Diamond in a Billie Goats Ass.. Like nice wheels on a crappy old car.

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Goat ass - definition

Someplace or something very beautiful hidden or masked by something ugly.

Their studio was in the middle of a run-down warehouse but when you got inside it just opened up into this amazing space... it's like a diamond in a goat's ass.

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Goat ass - slang

Someone who is a savage in life and approaches everything with reckless abandon

That dude did so much blow and smashed all that ass, he must be a Goat Ass Nigga

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Goat ass

{goats ass} is when it feels like you have to wipe your ass all the time, or you spray mud and it feels wet after the wipe

i have goats ass and i cant get rid of it

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Goat ass

from adam sandler..

"Put up your dukes..."
"I got no fucking dukes"

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Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)

Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"

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