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What is gluten?A fabrication made up by white people to feel special about themselves. Hanna says she is allergic to gluten, even though such a thing was unheard of 5 years ago. gluten - meme gifgluten - videoGluten - what is it?Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized! I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized! What does "gluten" mean?(verb, past tense) INT. LAB - AFTERNOON Gluten - what does it mean?Something that an attention seeker is allergic to. Woody: I'm not sure what gluten is? Is it in bread? Gluten - meaningExtremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country. Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten. Gluten - definitionwhat celiacs can't have. I accidentally ate gluten and now I'm gonna be sick for a couple of days because I have this stupid Celiac Disease ... Gluten - slangwheat, rye, barley. "I am allergic to gluten." GlutenThe most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers. "Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?" GlutenThis little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing. I ate gluten from that yummy oreo and now I am puking. GlutenA protein that is found in cereal grains such as wheat, rye, barley, spelt, and kamut, but NOT in rice, quinoa, corn, buckwheat, or millet. It is a more common allergen than most people are aware of. The condition in which the body creates an immune response to products containing gluten is called Celiac disease. My little bro is shitting blood because of that bowl of pasta you made him. I told you he's gluten sensitive, you douchebag! |
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