What is glisten?

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

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Glisten - what is it?

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

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What does "glisten" mean?

When a vampire from the twilight universe goes out into the sun. It's achieved by regular people by sweating and being out in the sun.

I ran four miles and got my glisten on

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Glisten - what does it mean?

To shine due to expensive jewelry or Cleanliness

Look at that dude! His platinum watch and chain glistens in the moonlight.

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Glisten - meaning

A sparking, shiny after-sex glow.

Jordon is finally glistening after he climaxed for the first time.

Can you believe Jordon doesn't know he is glistening??

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Glisten - definition

Noun; extremely shiny and or glistening.

In Captain America, First Avenger, Chris Evan's abs were glistenous.

"Did you see Rhianna's highlight! It was glistenous!"

"Did you put some baby oil on your foe head? It looks glistenous!"

"Nia, you light up the whole room! You glistenous!"

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