Definder - what does the word mean?

What is gert?

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

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Gert - what is it?

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

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What does "gert" mean?

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

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Gert - what does it mean?

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

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Gert - meaning

a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon

get your gert out of my food now, you faggot

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Gert - definition

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

(n) i'm dying for a gert.
(v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.

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Gert - slang

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

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Gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

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Gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

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Gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

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