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What is gender reveal party?
A fancy way to say you’re burning a forest down.
Hey man I had a Gender Reveal Party last night and now I’m wanted by the government.
gender reveal party - video
Gender reveal party - what is it?
A party where you walk in and get your cock out. Or at least, that's what I thought
Millennial: We're having a gender reveal party
Me: But isn't gender a subjective thing nowadays? Do you mean a cock or fanny party?
What does "gender reveal party" mean?
This party is just another way for parents to possibly capitalize off of procreating. It also robs their friends of weekend opportunities. When put together with the baby shower and the baby's first birthday, the parents are now guaranteed more attention and gifts with this new trifecta. This party is also politically incorrect for modern times, since the baby has not even been born yet; hence the baby has had no time to ponder about what gender it wants to be.
Person 1: Hey!, Do you want to go do something fun today?
Person 2: I wish! I have to go to another gender reveal party. :-(
Gender reveal party - what does it mean?
a party in which you reveal the gender of a baby but is now used to start forest fires
person 1: hey wanna do a gender reveal party
person 2: nah the air quality here is already horrible
person 3: come on i just wanna have a useless party
person 2: fine but lets make sure we don't burn our homes down
Gender reveal party - meaning
Officially, a means for expectant parents to use their disposable income to tell the world whether their crotch goblin's a boy or girl
Unofficially, a thinly veiled excuse for civilians to commit war crimes
"Hey, did you hear about that last gender reveal party?"
"Didn't the organizers crash a plane into a group of unsuspecting people?"
Gender reveal party - definition
A party that celebrates the gender stereotypes the babies parents will force on their child for the next 16-18 years of their life just because they were born a certain way.
Mom: She's going to be a great mother with loving children.
Mom's bitch ass friend Carol: She's going to love the dolls I got her a will look beautiful in a dress, especially as a
teenager. This gender reveal party is perfect!
Gender reveal party - slang
a party infamous for starting forest fires
person a: want to come to my gender reveal party?
person b: of course! i love the heat!!!
Gender reveal party
A stupid and lame new party idea where both male and female friends and family members are invited over to the house of a pregnant woman where the gender, usually unbeknownst to even the future parents, of the unborn baby is revealed via some elaborate display where either the color blue (boy) or pink (girl) is shown. Basically, it is an unnecessary excuse for a party for millennials aimed at grabbing both money and attention, in addition to a baby shower.
Rob: I was invited to a gender reveal party this weekend.
Andrew: What is that?
Rob: Some party where some pregnant lady tells everyone the gender of her unborn baby.
Andrew: Sounds stupid.
Rob: Totally. But my wife's dragging me to it.
Gender reveal party
Gender reveal parties are to find out the gender of an unborn baby. The reveal can be through pink or blue balloons, cake, opening a box, or something similar. The gender is one of the first things you get to find out about the baby. It's a new piece of them you get to meet so it's special and exciting. When the parents learn the gender they can start planning clothes, his/her room, and even the child's name. Parents go through the effort to treat their friends to food, desserts, and a party.
Sarah: You wanna come to our gender reveal party?
Elsie: Ooooh yes!
*later at the party*
Anthony: My boy Jimmy is having a boy!
Colin: Yoooo!
Jimmy: *happy noises, whooping*