Definder - what does the word mean?

What is furtling?

A furry turtle.

mf 1: “Hey! do you like Furtle(s)?”
mf 2: “What the hell is a Furtle?”
mf 1: “A furry turtle!”
mf 2: “what…”

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Furtling - what is it?

This word can mean anything that you want.
Best used when memory loss has occured or when there are people around that wouldn't appreciate the word that it is intended to be.

"Look at the furtle durtle on that!"
In this case furtle durtle means VW beetle bonnet on a Lady in extremely tight pants in a crowded drinking establishment.

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What does "furtling" mean?

The act of being really slow, like a turtle, and can't remember what they just did, like a fish.

Hence, Furlte

Wow, that was so furtle. You just said you were going to watch tv, but you don't remember.

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Furtling - what does it mean?

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

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Furtling - meaning

To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.

Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!

*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*

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Furtling - definition

Move something around a little, to pick at something. Usually in reference to something trivial

A cork that is nearly out of a wine bottle:

"just furtle around with it a bit, it'll come out."

A person picking a scab:

"don't furtle, you'll make it bleed."

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Furtling - slang

To look around, hunt for something missing or generally dig into a subject. Taken from Northern UK slang, mainly Yorkshire.

He couldn't find his passport so we furtled about looking for it.

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Furtling

Usually a sex tourist in the SE Asian region

Look at that furtle with the Thai girl

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Furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

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Furtling

The use of ones hands to simulate or create the impression of anatomical features in a postcard or photograph. This practice was more commonly for entertainment purposes rather than overt sexual gratification.

In an era before radio and television, Furtling was a somewhat common parlor phenomenon in the Victorian era.

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