Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cork?

another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)

1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.

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Cork - what is it?

What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.

Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.

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What does "cork" mean?

Thigh Haematoma.
Cork thighs are common injuries in Australian Rules Football but usually are not serious. Occasionally, bleeding in the thigh can be severe.
Cork injuries can be deliberately inflicted by a swift blow to the thigh by a knee or punch.

For example, the Sydney Swans coach Paul Roos suffered a cork thigh during his career that required surgery to stop bleeding from deep arteries in his thigh. He was forced to wear a thigh pad to protect this region for the last few years of his career.

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Cork - what does it mean?

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

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Cork - meaning

"to cork" somebody, is to fuck them so hard that their eyes start to pop out.

mr worms gave miss grunt such a ravaged corking, she couldnt walk or sit down for 3 days

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Cork - definition

Tampon

Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!

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Cork - slang

When the side of the femur or thigh is striked with the blow by the knee by another person. Is very painful and can last for up to 2 days. Can also leave bruise marks.

Shane walks down the road. His friend Sam sneaks up from behind him and knees him in the side of the thigh.
"Omg..that hurt man! My leg!"
"lol..corked bro."

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Cork

Another word for shut up, or shut your damn mouth.

"Put a cork in it you dickhead!"

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Cork

To cork something or someone is to shut them up for good

I corked urban dictionary because for some reason none of my definitions never get posted.

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Cork

A substitution for the word sex.

I'mma cork you in the butt, boooii!

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