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What is fucking monkey?

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

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Fucking monkey - what is it?

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican

The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.

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What does "fucking monkey" mean?

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

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Fucking monkey - what does it mean?

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.

She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.

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Fucking monkey - meaning

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

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Fucking monkey - definition

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.

You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.

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Fucking monkey - slang

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.

Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.

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Fucking monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.

Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."

You - "It's because it metamorphosed."

Me - *vomit*

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Fucking monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

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Fucking monkey

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying

shuttup you fucking monkey!

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