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What is fucking bullshit?
I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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Fucking bullshit - what is it?
1.When something or someones actions differ form ones own taste. 2.Viewing the world form your own preception and discounting everyone elses. 3. Closley related to dumb ass fuck.
The american oil companies are fuck-bullshit.
People on the Ca Freeways are Fuck-Bullshit!
What does "fucking bullshit" mean?
Wes' science class
Wes's science class is fucking bullshit
Fucking bullshit - what does it mean?
When someone or something does something or happens in a series of very unfortunate events that harms you and everyone around you.
Simarleen becoming president of the debate team was fucking bullshit.
Fucking bullshit - meaning
The action of fucking bull shit.
"Wow, your really fucking bullshit dude" Says Dave
"Yeah.. Oh, YEAH!" Replies Darreth.
Fucking bullshit - definition
Known by some in the world as Golf, fucking bullshit is a game unique in that it requires no less than 120 strokes, 14 lost balls, and 2 broken clubs. Particularly infuriating in that with every swing, there seems to be a new component that cause the shot to go awry. It is impossible to get better at or be happy while playing.
Jeff: Hey dude wanna play a round of fucking bullshit today?
Jason: fuck that shit, Iād rather blow my money at the titty bar
Fucking bullshit - slang
The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.
Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.
Fucking bullshit
not participating in PE class
Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Person 2: Right before PE class? That's some fucking bullshit man.
Fucking bullshit
A common response to something that is fucked up.
Originated in Austin, TX 2004 by IBMers.
Dude1: Hey man... I feel bad we didn't stay out late last night on your birthday.
Dude2: Yeah man that was fucking bullshit!
Fucking bullshit
When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.
I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!