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What is fuckeyes?
This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.
The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel
"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."
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Fuckeyes - what is it?
I am a fuckeye lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeerrr!
What does "fuckeyes" mean?
The lingering look one gives to another person with whom they desire to have sex. Sometimes interpreted as creepy, sometimes as sexy, the fuckeye is not to be given lightly; the person giving the fuckeye must seriously intend to get laid with this look.
Totally, man. She's giving you the fuckeye for sure.
Fuckeyes - what does it mean?
It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).
You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'
The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'
You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'
Fuckeyes - meaning
(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.
Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.