What is fuck a clock?

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

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fuck a clock - video

Fuck a clock - what is it?

The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.

Tom: Wanna go get something to eat?

Jeff: No man, it's fuck you o' clock.

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What does "fuck a clock" mean?

Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.

Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!

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Fuck a clock - what does it mean?

Derived from the terms "fuck yo couch nigga" and less popular "suck yo cock." "Fuck yo clock" takes the terms to the next level, as coitus with a man's timepiece is one of the most heinous offenses.

Bro: These eggs are cold, man! Go fuck a clock.

Man: Bro you just mad 'cause yo cock just an hour hand.

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