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What is free friends?
A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!
Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-
Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
free friends - video
Free friends - what is it?
A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
What does "free friends" mean?
Somewhere you go by yourself or with another fellow loser (usually a sports bar or Irish Pub) where you can associate with people in a similar predicament and pretend you have something in common. Also, any activity you do by yourself that starts a conversation with a total stranger. This term can be applied to many things.
Patton Oswalt in "Big Fan" would go to the Giants game with his "friend" and hang out in the parking lot even though they didn't have tickets, thus....free friends among the crowd.