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What is flower pot?
The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.
Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!
flower pot - video
Flower pot - what is it?
When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot
What does "flower pot" mean?
A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
Flower pot - what does it mean?
sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis
I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome
Flower pot - meaning
Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Flower pot - definition
Drunken ass whole that everyone loves. Sort of like a Rose with many thorns. Is extremely cute! But is very mean to ex-girlfriends and ex-crushes. Also cheats on people (hahaha).
Lately you've been acting like a Flower Pot.
Flower pot - slang
A synonym for rather large breasts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female breasts).
Matt: Looks like you have a boner there, Derek.
Derek: I really don't; it's just my pants.
Matt: Don't worry! It always happens to me when I look at Kassandra's flower pots.
Flower pot
Pay no mind to the above entries. A flower pot is an act of humiliation or enjoyment for some. It requires that someone's mouth be shit it. Then the offender, who already has his/her pants down, trims their pubic hair and lets the trimmings fall into the open mouth. And simultaneously, the pube trimmer/defecator fills the "flower pot" with his/her own urine in the hopes that some foul vegetation will sprout.
I'm getting revenge on my brother by giving him a fucking flower pot. Yeah, he won't get the taste of shit and piss off his breath for three weeks, not to mention picking the pubes out of his teeth.
Flower pot
When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head.
"I had the craps, so i gave that bitch a flower pot."
Flower pot
A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)
Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.
Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.