Definder - what does the word mean?

What is florist?

A weedman with a surly disposition

Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

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Florist - what is it?

A Bud tender, weed dealer, dispensary worker, drug dealer

Will you visit the Recreational Florist and pick up an eighth of something good.

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What does "florist" mean?

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

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Florist - what does it mean?

Flower person if a man is gay

That lady is so hot I love florist.........DUDE THATS A GUY ahahh notice the Adam's Apple

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Florist - meaning

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

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Florist - definition

A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.

"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."

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Florist - slang

Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.

Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.

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Florist

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

...Not that kind of florist

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Florist

synonym for the one like doris

today i bought florist some woe-flowers.

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Florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers
2. most legit job you could ever pursue
3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

Whoa! They're a florist? They're my new hero!!!

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