What is fleg?

To be cuckolded; to have a significant other that sleeps around and at the same time eats you out of house and home.

Jen certainly flegged poor Bob - I heard she banged some random dudes in his bed while eating a turkey drumstick.

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Fleg - what is it?

A rare occurrence when an individuals leg bypasses their ankle and connects directly to their foot.
Fleg is similar to the cankle, however, there is absolutely no appearance of anything that slightly resembles an ankle.

Marshall: Daaaang! How is that lady wearing heels?
Curtis: Why?
Marshall: I just can't comprehend how she stuffed all that fleg into them.

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What does "fleg" mean?

A tree on a wet and windy day.

e.g. when it is a rainy and windy day outside, someone could say:

"That tree is flegging"

referring to the movement of the tree in the wind, during a period of wet weather.

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Fleg - what does it mean?

Flegged \ fle-gged \ adverb

1. Having one's future prospects destroyed by the abysmal performance of one's superiors or leaders
2. To be raped of a victory so rightfully yours by the incompetence / negligence of one's own team-mate or leader

A derivative of the new Parliamentary Leader of the Queensland Liberal Party - Dr Bruce Flegg MP - Member for Moggill. So named for his single-handed destruction of the Queensland Coallition campaign in the Queensland 2006 state election through his complete incompentence, inability to stay on message or stick to the script and repeated gaffes.

"To be flegged"
"I've been flegged!"

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Fleg - meaning

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

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Fleg - definition

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

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