Definder - what does the word mean?

What is five dollar?

Unnecessarily complicated or pretentious words that smug assholes use to assert their perceived intellectual "superiority."

Brad: "Frankly, the film's quality was substandard at best, leading to an inherent dissociation and disconnect to myself as a paying audience member. It was almost insolent in its pandering. Thus, I can only describe the experience in viewing the film as one of a cataclysmic nature."

Tina: "So, you're saying you didn't like the film. What's with all the five-dollar words?"

Brad: "That statement is a gross oversimplification of my feelings regarding what should be a work of art. I'm merely trying to open and nurture a dialog , so that we may enjoy eachother's company in the spirit of natural, healthy debate."

Tine: "You're just trying to impress me and get in my pants, aren't you? Ain't happening."

Brad: "Well... shit."

👍177 👎79


five dollar - video


Five dollar - what is it?

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

👍73 👎25


What does "five dollar" mean?

A five dollar hit of crystal meth

Tina: Yo can I get a five dollar fogger?
Crystal: You broke ass bitch
Tina: Come on let me hit your pipe one time, all I got is five on me.
Crystal: Give the five and you better not nigger lip or burn my shit bitch.

👍25 👎11


Five dollar - what does it mean?

Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."

John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.

👍53 👎15


Five dollar - meaning

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.

1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!

👍137 👎31


Five dollar - definition

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

👍149 👎31


Five dollar - slang

Giving a stripper $5 to sniff her ass

That old guy just got a five dollar sniffer.

👍25 👎11


Five dollar

used after the phrase throw some puddin up on that so everyone know how fucking serious you agree.

bloke 1:" lets throw a train up in sara parks"
bloke 2:" motherficking right son! throw some puddin up on that for five dollars!"

👍41 👎51


Five dollar

Taking a long and healthy dump. The word bears it's origin from when I made $10 per hour and would spend a paid half hour on the toilet

Coworker: Can you take care of this for me?
Me: Sorry, gotta go take a five dollar

👍53 👎35


Five dollar

Very cheap.

"Five dollar, goddammit!"
"Man, that bitch was five dollar."

👍33 👎39