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What is fifth base?
The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.
Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(
fifth base - video
Fifth base - what is it?
Most people will tell you that fifth base is butt sex. If you've lost your anal virginity, the below example is one nights equivalence to butt sex.
Wilson: "How are things going with Cuddy?
House: "Great, last night I got to fifth base. That's 2 home-runs and then she gives me back a triple."
What does "fifth base" mean?
My girlfriend let me go to fifth base.
Fifth base - what does it mean?
Fifth base is fucking a girl in the asshole.
Man, that girl has an onion ass.....I hope I get to fifth base on that shit!
Fifth base - meaning
When one is getting fucked in the ass
Sam!!!
What?
Cas and i got to fifth base!!
FINALLY !!!!
Fifth base - definition
The absolute ultimate feminine honor --- a sign of trust and permissiveness that's actually even greater than her allowing you access "down there" --- namely, a chick's giving you a copy of the key to her house or apartment, so that you can just gleefully waltz right on in and "get it on hot 'n' heavy" with her anytime you desire.
Fifth base is actually kind of a "mixed blessings" spot to reach on da ol' playin'-field... yes, it is indeed a wonderful thing if a nice lady entrusts you with the "magical strip of brass", but like all situations like this, "with great power comes great responsibility"... you'll want to "guard that key with your life" --- securely tether it to a sturdy key-ring and/or chain, keep it hidden or locked up when you're at home, and never let it out of your sight when you're traveling... there are far too many less-than-honorable individuals out there who might wanna access said key for equally-less-than-honorable purposes!
Fifth base - slang
No one knows for sure, but it involves a telephone, tebasco sauce and the anus
Watch out or you will get fifth based
Fifth base
The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".
My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!
Fifth base
When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.
Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.
Fifth base
The only base you can slide into where you KNOW you'll get your pants muddy.
Brian: How far'd ya get with her?
Mike: Fifth base!
Brian: Really?
Mike: Yeah, this mourning I totally had to wash the uniform.