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What is fecal delivery?
It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things
about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
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Fecal delivery - what is it?
When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.
Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”