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What is falcons?
The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.
"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."
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Falcons - what is it?
a person who breeds and trains hawks/falcons and/or follows the sport of falconry
He/She has been a falconer his/her entire life
What does "falcons" mean?
Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage
"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.
Falcons - what does it mean?
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconer fucking rules.
Falcons - meaning
Getting hit in the head with an object
usually a flying object and usually a ball of some sort.
Originated from Australian National Rugby League player Mario "falcon" Fenech.
that was the best falcon i've ever seen
Falcons - definition
A Stunning site, a very rare occasion that people are in the presence of a Falcone.
Holy Fuck!, your a Falcone!
Falcons - slang
When a sports team starts off with a lead and blows it at the end
Your team sucks. They are always falconing.
Falcons
When you see a good looking lass in public, ‘Falcon’ is used as a codeword between you and your mates to show that you find them attractive or sexy.
F*** me sideways look at that FALCON!
Falcons
The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you
Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you?
Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!
Falcons
A bad team that was just barely above mediocre when their dog slaughtering franchise quarterback was scrambling for five yard losses and committing unforced errors. Owners of one of the most disastrous offseasons in recent NFL history, they now have a stable of quarterbacks which includes first round bust Joey Harrington and Jacksonville castaway Byron Leftwich to choose from.
Now that Michael Vick wears his soap around his neck, most of their infamously stupid, arrogant fans have crawled back into the woodwork and would rather talk about the Hawks or Thrashers these days. Despite the outspoken nature of their especially annoying followers (the few that remain post-Vick), fan support has never been one of their strong suits, as one of their games was blacked out recently and entire sections of seats sat empty in their 2007 home opener against the Carolina Panthers. They also like to talk up every scrub and practice squad signing as if they're all Pro Bowlers waiting to happen. An unhealthy obsession with trying to tear down non-Falcon NFC South players that are far superior to anyone on their roster (Steve Smith, Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Marques Colston, Reggie Bush, Will Smith, Charles Grant, Julius Peppers, Kris Jenkins, etc.) is also common.
Their recent exploits of note include Michael Vick flipping off his own fans after a home loss to the Saints and a loss to Carolina in which the Panthers repeatedly direct snapped to running back DeAngelo Williams and attempted only seven passes. In Vick's absence, overrated and overpaid cornerback DeAngelo Hall has gladly stepped up to continue Vick's legacy of stupidity, amassing massive fines and costly game-changing penalties.
Easily the most hated team in the NFC South, Saints, Bucs, and Panthers fans can all agree on their mutual dislike of the Falcons and their fans.
The NFC South has three NFL teams-Bucs, Panthers, Saints-and one CFL team-the Falcons.