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What is egg-laying?
Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.
egg-laying - meme gif
egg-laying - video
Egg-laying - what is it?
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
What does "egg-laying" mean?
Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”
Egg-laying - what does it mean?
When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA
Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
Egg-laying - meaning
A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
Egg-laying - definition
A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)
this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase
UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs
Egg-laying - slang
Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.
I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.
Egg-laying
A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.
After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?
Egg-laying
Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.
Have you tried egg laying before?