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What is eboy?
a boy who skates, paints his nails, wears rings and checkered vans and usually only exists through instagram :(
jesus aka @jmejiax on instagram is an eboy bc he wears checkered vans and rings, is learning to skate and is cute asf period
eboy - meme gif
eboy - video
Eboy - what is it?
dillon is my favorite eboy
What does "eboy" mean?
a non-bboy who lives on Youtube (or the internet in general), and acts like he knows bboying. The term "eboy" comes from "electronic bboy", AKA one who is a bboy only on his computer. Often, an eboy is one who:
1. criticizes/gives advice to real hardworking bboys on how to airtrack but can barely do a six-step
2. spends hours on the Youtube comments debating with other eboys about who is the best bboy and why, which country is better, which crew is better, who bit who, etc., when in fact if they just practiced anywhere as much as they ran their damn mouths they'd probably be as good as those pros
3. watches powermove vids and says "wow power"
4. hates on the eboys who love power, and acts like he's any better by looking at any basic sixstep and says "wow style"
5. worships cico and always claims that he wins when all he does is the same damn 2/3 moves over and over and freaking over again
6. hates on "all-power" korean bboys because he doesn't know anything about anyone other than gambler crew and extreme crew, and doesn't know that Expression crew was an all-style crew
7. hates on american bboys because he's never actually danced with true american bboys and doesn't understand style or flow
8. hates on anyone for that matter, because bboying is ultimately about love for the dance and music, and sharing an amazing culture with everyone regardless of race, age, origin, disability, viewpoint, or taste. Stop hating and go practice.
guy1: no you have to put your left wrist at 73.683 degrees if you want to land properly for the airtrack
guy2: ... what a freaking eboy
1: lilou is better because etc etc etc etc
2: shut up and go practice you eboy
1: omg power
2: eboy
1: power sucks, omg look six step = style
2: eboy
1: cico is jesus
2: you're gonna go to hell eboy
1: korean bboys have always been all power
2: what about the ones who started everything, eboy
1: american bboys just suck, they always lose BOTY
2: how about you come and see for yourself, eboy
1: everyone sucks except me
2: that's cuz you blow, eboy
Eboy - what does it mean?
1. a lazy bboy that's on the internet all day.
"Damn son, Bboy.org is filled with them Eboys"
Eboy - meaning
I saw an eboy today, i have no hope for humans anymore
Eboy - definition
A fake skater boy; a fake goth; a poser. They think they're goth because they listen to Lil Peep, Billy Eyelash, etc. but they've never even heard of Bauhaus.
Me: Eboys are fake and stupid and I hate them.
Eboys: I'm not like other boys 🖤
Eboy - slang
Boys who make corny posts of their veins when we all know that he probably took a fucking rubber band and strangled the shit out of his arm till the veins in his arms are literally bulging out. They also try so fucking hard to impersonate corpse husband's voice to get girls to simp over them, when we can tell it's so fake, anyone who gets fooled by it thinking it's real is a fucking dumbass. These boys are also fake doms thinking that manipulating a girl could get them some epussy. They all look like carbon copies of Lil huddy, they all look the same from the chains to the jawline and big ass chin.
Person A: *scrolling through tiktok* woah are his veins actually like that?!
Person B: no, ofc not that's a fucking eboy fishing for compliments, I bet his arm went numb after the numerous takes he did strangling his fucking arm to make his veins nearly burst
Eboy
eboy is also known as an electronic boy....or a robot.
kurtis conner: i dont think these boys actually exsist. let me explain. what does the e in email stand for...electronic. so with that logic we can assume that eboys, are electronic boys. what are those? RoBoTs. eboys are robots. eboys are robots bro there it is.
Eboy
A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(
Nobody:
eboys: “I listen to brockhampton and lil peep👁👅👁”
Eboy
A melting pot of male stereotypes. Generally derived from goth culture and originated equally from Soundcloud and Instagram. Parted hair and a sus amount of jewelry are staple. Look/act like fuckboys online, but are generally quiet in real life. Common hobbies include: Skating, Video games, watching anime, shopping
A common DM comvorsation between eboys looks like:
eboy 1: yo, did you see that new lil tracy video? it was so raw
eboy 2: nah, I've just been playing persona all day