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What is ebert?
Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."
This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.
Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert
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Ebert - what is it?
My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
What does "ebert" mean?
When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.
Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!
Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law
Ebert - what does it mean?
The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".
Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.
Ebert - meaning
A well-known film critic who has become infamous in the gaming community because of his refusal to accept the idea that videogames of any kind can be art.
Man, Ebert must be pretty blind not to see the artistic value of games like Okami, Ico, and Shadow of the Colossus.
Ebert - definition
Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.
Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered
Ebert - slang
A film critic who, and Gene Siskel created the thumbs up system for grading movies. Siskel dies at age 53, and now the show is called Ebert and Roeper. Roger Ebert is a "REAL" film critic, unlike Roeper.
Ebert's style-giving helpful comments to cast of film, or to moviegoers.
Roeper's style- Either saying "I know what your sayin'", or make lame jokes, and laughs at himself.
Ebert
Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.
Use 1: There goes Ebert, winning all smiles.
Usage 2: That man has ebert in him!
Ebert
noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians
Araghahhh! What? Step on that ebert quick it ate the basil!
Ebert
1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent
wow ebert! great game! ;)