The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.

"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."

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Earls - slang

A man whose name reflects that everything about him is bigger and/or longer. The extra "e" in his name means he has something extra that no other ordinary man has. Bigger body build, bigger adam's apple, more height, longer/bigger cock, and most importantly, much much more love to give. Because of his uniqueness, he chooses to love only the woman worthy of receiving everything he has and only that one woman.

**An Earl and an Earle are completely different and should not be used interchangeably.**

Woman 1: "That man is totally an Earle."
Woman 2: "How do you know?"
Woman 1: "Well he has more of everything as a person! And I bet that bigger nose is only a hint of something bigger down below."
Woman 2: "Oh I wish he would love me."

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Earls

A slang way of saying the word vomiting

I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.

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Earls

a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.

damn look at that earls go, strutting her hips!

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Earls

a gay motha trucka

you fucking earls

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