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What is dreamjob?
When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).
Boy, you went to Cheesecake Factory? Did she give you an Oreo Extreme Dreamjob.
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Dreamjob - what is it?
Oral sex delivered while the recipient is asleep.
"I fell asleep at work this afternoon, and my boss gave me a dreamjob! I couldn't believe it."
What does "dreamjob" mean?
A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.
This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."
"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."
"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."
"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"