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What is douche goggles?
Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
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Douche goggles - what is it?
Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).
Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.
See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck
That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.
His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.
What does "douche goggles" mean?
Someone who wears oversized sunglasses, or aviator style sunglasses. (ex. Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie)
"I went out to Scottsdale the other day, and this dude was wearing douche goggles, what a loser"