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What is does a bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".

Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

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Does a bear shit in the woods - what is it?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

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What does "does a bear shit in the woods" mean?

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

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Does a bear shit in the woods - what does it mean?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Does a bear shit in the woods - meaning

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

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Does a bear shit in the woods - definition

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

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