DOBBS, or Delayed Onset Blue Ball Syndrome, is a rather common occurrence in human males. Associated with the common "Blue Ball Syndrome", DOBBS is the occurrence of this syndrome, after a prolonged period of time. It happens most often after an intense make out session with a girl. The more intense the session, and the closer you get to sex, without doing it, the more painful the result. Methods of prevention include, but are not limited to: excessive masturbation, celibacy, and just tappin' that shit.

"Dude, Jenny and I totally made out last night!"
"Well, how was it? Ya get any?"
"No man, and all I've got now is a bad case of the DOBBS."

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Dobbs - definition

someone who uses the words "friggin" and "homeslice" a lot

Man that dobbs said he had a friggin problem that friggin a homeslice told him when he called.

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Dobbs - slang

often used as a referance to the female persuasion. it may alao mean a womans breast or ass

jon got a girlfried and had to hop on them dobbs

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Dobbs

Shit, a useless or disgusting thing. Also a verb, to make a perfectly fine thing Dobbs.

I walked into the bathroom and some guy was taking a HUGE Dobbs. It smelled terrible.

I hope I don't totally Dobbs my test tomorrow.

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Dobbs

when someone feels superior to everyone around them but is in fact not, but rather average in all ways possible.

AKA

Thinking you're cool but your not actually.

Oh man, that guy's being real dobbs

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Dobbs

A word used by old white guys trying to sound hip and cool but have no idea what they're talking about

Dobbs isn't real. Jon doesn't know what he's talking about.

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