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What is divorced dad?
Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
divorced dad - video
Divorced dad - what is it?
It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
What does "divorced dad" mean?
pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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me: i keep seeing divorced dad energy
Urban dictionairy: divorced dad energy
me: pls let my family go
Divorced dad - what does it mean?
Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.
He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.
Divorced dad - meaning
A divorced dad bod has a greater BMI than of a dad bod. One great way to separate the dad bods from the divorced dad bods are visible stretch marks. Since divorced men are huskier and more heavy set, they will typically show stretch marks. But men with divorced dad bod, do not fear, for it is a 2 part transformation. After crushing all the beer and Cheetos in the world,following a divorce your body will blow up, but someday you will have an epiphany. You will dream of 6 pack abs and all the honeys in the world surrounding you at the bar. That is when step 2 of the transformation occurs. You will trade in your beer and Cheetos for a gym membership and whey protein. From there, the rest is history.
Arthur: Dude did you see Mark at our 20 year high school reunion?
Karl: Yeah man, Trixy leaving him and taking the kids really took a toll on him.
Arthur: I know, you could tell he was sporting a serious divorced dad bod.
Divorced dad - definition
An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego
“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”
“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”
Divorced dad - slang
Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.
"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."
Divorced dad
“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
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